As gross as it, toilet mist is getting everywhere when we flush. If you overthink you can really get the ICK from it. But if it hasn't k!lled us yet...can't worry about it too much.

Maybe I have lost my mind.........

Just because you BUY a pack of 36 rolls of TP at Costco, does not mean all 36 must reside in the bath. If you use four rolls per week in a single bath? Put one on a TP holder and three more in the junkyard beneath the sink.

Store the rest in a bedroom closet and refill as needed to below the sink.

it's a first world problem of too much product, too much cosmetics, too much stuff in a bath thatI will not attractively contain ALL of it at one time. Put a vanity in your primary suite for make up and hair drying. Buy Wet Ones for your hands, until a final wash in that bath and your exit. You are asking us to reinvent the wheel : ) in a home "that has no storage anywhere?

There is no linen closet? How many towels, sheet sets do you own? No bed needs more than 2. There is NOWHERE in the house for a linen closet if you actually do not have one?

What does the rest of your home look like? Too much stuff, in too small a space is most often a whole home problem, and NOT just the bathrooms. A three bath home suggests a four or five bed house. Lets see it: )

i would spend some time getting the cabinet below the sink organized - the Container store has lots of products to help you have smarter storage there

think also about installing a recessed cabinet between the studs - it’s often a simple project

https://sunnymommycreations.com/between-studs-storage-without-complicated-woodworking/

I use mine for puzzles and put glass over when done for awhile. Otherwise it’s a perfect footstool. It even has drawers in the front for dead remotes and such.

I like the look of a mirror over your fireplace.

I like the gold mirror. I think the art looks too much like just one more dark rectangle on that wall. I would also consider a chandelier with gold in it rather than white.

Thanks!